Today's joke

thunder039 said:
YOU KNOW IT!
as if you wouldn't play this in your new l series :rotfl:
i also put my ultra cute lab dog on the back of the hoping he works as a magnet :raspberry:
so far no good...
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Nice :cool:

I did try playing this song but with the stock speakers that are 22 years old it didn't sound so great even at medium volume :lol: I love blasting my music when stuck in traffic jams on the freeway in the foz though :raspberry:
 
taza said:
I did try playing this song but with the stock speakers that are 22 years old it didn't sound so great even at medium volume :lol: I love blasting my music when stuck in traffic jams on the freeway in the foz though :raspberry:
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What do you mean "speakers" You mean the three paper things the DL's got???

Does the one in the dashboard still work??

Cheers

Bennie
 
Caution lots of swearing!! Very funny!

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX16WQjIWxY"]THE REAL MOST ANGRY MAN AUSSIE ROAD RAGE - YouTube[/ame]
 
That young guy had a lot more patience than I could ever have.
Well done I say for staying & keeping such a cool head :cool:

To hear the guy in the orange shirt say that he was p!ssed off, well that had to be the statement of the year :lol:

Regards
Mr Turbo
 
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd2OZOy_dWw&feature=related"]Road Rage Revenge - YouTube[/ame]

Atleast the guy wasn't driving a 3tonne Patrol or Cruiser!!
 
[FONT=&quot]Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits[/FONT][FONT=&quot]By Pam Ayres[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits[/FONT][FONT=&quot].[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
>From the men on the site to the men in the suits,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits[/FONT][FONT=&quot].[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
I wish I'd looked after me tits.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
When people see less of them rather than more,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits[/FONT][FONT=&quot].[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
 
Saw a hilarious bumper sticker yesterday while driving to the office. It said "If you feel you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first" . Pretty much lmao!
 
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