Today's joke

Both very good. I bet Tasmanians are glad they've been left out of the prison system, funny as for so long they were the main penal colony in Oz :lol:

dirtyRU, I can recognize California, Texas, Florida & of course Hawaii & Alaska but wouldn't have a clue about the others. Love the comment about "Left Canada" although I reckon it should be "West Canadia" ;)
 
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"That's not a leak. My Subaru's just marking it's territory."
 
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?






How do you feed yourself with that?
 
Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids
could only count to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

... The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the
other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D,
E, F, G!"
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we
showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.


"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

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Little Lions and Big Lions, and tourists ...

Reminds me a bit of dropbears ... :lol:

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