Today's joke

Gidday Mr T
mr turbo said:
I like it :bananagunner: :bananagunner:

One thing I did notice on it were the front recovery points :iconwink:

I wonder how hard it would be to integrate them onto a Forry with a front bar ?

Regards
Mr Turbo
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I want one ....

I WANT ONE ....

I REALLY WANT ONE ... :lildevil: :cool:

However, I do understand that it might just contravene the gun ownership laws here ... :ebiggrin: :biggrin:

On that basis, I would settle for the details of those recovery points ... :poke: :iconwink:
 
Ratbag said:
Gidday Mr T


I want one ....

I WANT ONE ....

I REALLY WANT ONE ... :lildevil: :cool:

However, I do understand that it might just contravene the gun ownership laws here ... :ebiggrin: :biggrin:

On that basis, I would settle for the details of those recovery points ... :poke: :iconwink:
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They are just superglued on so try if you must :rotfl:
 
Are they superglued or Photoshopped?

I'd like the gun turret...imagine that in traffic...

You're running late & there's a car going slow in the fast lane. A flash of the lights or toot of the horn & you see the driver check his mirror & raise his arm ready to give you the one-fingered salute. The next second he violently swerves out of your way & beckons you on, trembling :rotfl:
 
Have often thought that the 'moon roof' on my 05 Outback would be ideal for fitting a 'ring mount'. ... perhaps even a WW2 era hydraulic top turrett ... which would 'justify' fitting permanent 'air' ... which would also be one step closer to a rear locker!

OK, stopping now ... before I write something silly. :lol:
 
Nachaluva said:
I'd like the gun turret...imagine that in traffic...

You're running late & there's a car going slow in the fast lane.
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Having that on the roof would certainly sort all the "cameras" out, if you know what I mean :eviltoyou:

Ratbag said:
However, I do understand that it might just contravene the gun ownership laws here ... :ebiggrin: :biggrin:
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Just ever so slightly :rotfl:

Regards
Mr Turbo
 
Barry said:
Have often thought that the 'moon roof' on my 05 Outback would be ideal for fitting a 'ring mount'. ... perhaps even a WW2 era hydraulic top turrett ... which would 'justify' fitting permanent 'air' ... which would also be one step closer to a rear locker!

OK, stopping now ... before I write something silly. :lol:
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I've never got the hang of this, any tips?
 
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I got a laugh out of this in traffic today.

Some tasteful and well executed mods.
 
taza said:
haha, I saw a number plate called 'cupcakes' at uni the other day.
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That reminds me of a couple of cars I saw sitting next to each other many years ago.

One was a V8 Commodore with the number plate WRXSUX :evil:
And what pulled up next to it.....Yep, you guessed it a Subaru WRX :lol:

I won't say what happened next, but I think you can guess what happened when the lights went green :raspberry:

Regards
Mr Turbo
 
If anyone takes offence to any of these Holden Jokes someone can edit or remove them.

- How do you double the value of your Commodore?
Fill up the tank.

- Buy a Holden, buy the best.
Drive a mile, walk the rest!

- God created s**t and Holden made it move.

- His Holden broke down. Support your local mechanics… buy a Holden!

- Did you know that 98% of all Holdens ever built are still on the road?
 The other 2% never made it home!!


- A guy walks into a spare parts shop and says, “Hey, could I have a fuel cap for a Holden?” And the attendant says, “Yeh sure, sounds like a fair swap.”


- Why do Holden drivers care about the quarter mile so much?
Coz after that they’ll be walking!




 There were some more with some swearing but you can google yourself if you want to find them.
 
Subaru jokes don't seem very popurlar even when im googling. But on SubaruForester.org there is a thead that goes on about people bagging out Forester for be a mums car, man wagon, LGBTQ's car, etc... lol

I have only one Subaru joke which I will post. I thought it was actually pretty funny :P

-"Hey do you know any Subaru jokes?"
"The Tribeca!"

EDIT: LOL

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzlRpUfxWlg"]Subaru - YouTube[/ame]
 
taza said:


- How do you double the value of your Commodore?
Fill up the tank.

- A guy walks into a spare parts shop and says, “Hey, could I have a fuel cap for a Holden?” And the attendant says, “Yeh sure, sounds like a fair swap.”

 There were some more with some swearing but you can google yourself if you want to find them.
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these are my favourite!
i think im going to have to do some google'ing
 
No offence but I could see a few of the L-Series drivers being like this :rotfl:

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzlRpUfxWlg"]Subaru - YouTube[/ame]
 
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