Today's joke

I was listening to the radio this morning when the host invited
callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives.

Best call was from the chap who called his wife Harvey Norman ...
“No interest for 18 months”


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I was listening to the radio this morning when the host invited
callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives.

Best call was from the chap who called his wife Harvey Norman ...
“No interest for 18 months”


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn thats a good one! :rotfl:
I was told by a mate never to use the word 'Gategirl' for your girlfriend when she gets out of your car to open the gate. It usually leads to you sleeping on the couch :lol:
 
I thought this was funny

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Best call was from the chap who called his wife Harvey Norman ...
“No interest for 18 months”

Good one :rotfl:

I was told by a mate never to use the word 'Gategirl' for your girlfriend when she gets out of your car to open the gate. It usually leads to you sleeping on the couch :lol:

Wise advice Taza :monkeydance:

Species, that wasnt your car was it? I hope not Australian as siphoning "gas" (LPG) would be interesting to say the least

...BOOM :rotfl:
 
I know some people have made their own snorkels, but I'm just lost for words on these two :shake: :rotfl: :shake: :rotfl:

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Regards
Mr Turbo
 
Mother-in-Law


A mother-in-law said to her sons wife when the baby was born "I don't
mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son"

The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said "I don't mean to be rude
either but this is a cat not a fxxxing photo copier"


:ebiggrin: :ebiggrin: :ebiggrin: :ebiggrin:
 
I know some people have made their own snorkels, but I'm just lost for words on these two :shake: :rotfl: :shake: :rotfl:

strangesnorkel.jpg


Regards
Mr Turbo
In Thailand during the floods last year I'd say, ingenious little buggers cos probably once in a lifetime they would need one & I'd say most stocks would have been sold out but that red ute reminds me of this one I saw over there lol

In Krabi South Thailand
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