Massive market for Subarus if Labor wins the next Australian election.

"Albo Vows To Make Every Commonwealth Car A Re-Birthed Subaru Within First Term Of Government"

Opposition leader Anthony Albanese said he is looking toward the future today at the National Press Club in Canberra, vowing to modernise all facets of government.
“Under a Labor Government, all Commonwealth cars will upgraded to re-birthed Subarus. It will save the taxpayer millions,” he said to great fanfare.
“We will be using re-birth Subarus because everybody knows that makes them faster. Faster from door to door. It will save time an money,”

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[Ben Up North]

Dang it! I spelled Labor wrong in the title.

 

[Kevin]

^ fixed
So with "re-birth" Subies he will keep all the criminals in business! That should lower the jobless rate!

 

[Ben Up North]

That should lower the jobless rate!

I don't know if many of them would go to the effort of claiming unemployment would they?
Would be good for the head gasket manufacturers though.

 

[grump]

Fake news.

 

[Kevin]

It should have been dated 1st April

 

[Ben Up North]

Fake news.

 

[Kevin]

Some real news @Ben Up North - I see Cairns has had its wettest April on record ~840mm or so

 

[Ben Up North]

Sure did. I think we're almost at our annual rainfall and it's only just May.
Mind you, we don't tend to get much rain over the next few months.

I managed to bog the daughter's car beside the driveway. She was away for a couple of days so I moved it out of the way.. then we had 500mm of rain. It sank in the clay.

 

[ateday]

"It sank in the clay."
Hope you found it again. That clay can be deep at times......

 

[El_Freddo]

Is this considered political talk... *waits for ratbag*

Bennie

 

[MiddleAgeSubie]

I did spend some time on that opening post, LOL.